Dumb Directions On Things
Companies want to make sure that we use their products properly, and carefully. But times they take it a little to far. Now either the company is stupid or they think we are. These were taken from real products!
1."Caution: The contents in this bottle should not be fed to fish." On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
2."Keep away from children." On a bottle of baby lotion.
3."Do not use while sleeping." On a hair dryer.
4." Never use while sleeping" On a propane blowtorch.
5."Do not take if allerigic to aspirin." On a bottle of aspirin
6."This brom does not actually fly." On a Harry Potter toy broom.
7."Do not light in face. Do not expose to flame." On a lighter.
If you have more please tell me!
Monday, January 19, 2009
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2 comments:
That made me laugh Matthew!
That lady who makes you do your chores.
BTW, I have one for you.
Car seat- "Do not place baby upside down in the seat. Do not place baby in the car seat on top of the car and begin to drive."
HELLO!!!!
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